Lets laugh 3

                                                                      License!!! 

                        Policeman:

  What do you drive it can not be called a car!

  Gypsy driver responds:

  Well, I told you, thats why  I dont have a driver's license!

 

                                    Scale        

The Englishman boasted the  hi bought to his wife  a Porsche for a birthday that goes from 0 to 100 for 7 seconds.

Frenchman said: -  And I bought mywife a  Ferrari that goes for 5 seconds from 0 to 100, "

Bosnian listened and said: - I bought her a gift and  for a 1 second goes from 0 to 100, "

 Oh, impossible, you  talk nonsense,such think   doesnt exist. And what did you buy? 

 Scale- said the Bosnian.

 

                                                                                                                           4 Friensd and their sons

              Four friends, who have not seen each other for 30 years ago, they met again at a party.  After a few drinks, one of the men had to go to the toilet.  Those who remained talked about their children.

The first man said,  My son is my pride and joy. He started working in a successful company at the bottom of the ladder. He studied economics and business administration and soon began to advance in the corporation, and is now president of the company. He is  so  rich so hi gave as a present to his  best friend, a top Mercedes for his birthday. 

Another man said, "Hey, that's terrific! And my son is my pride and joy. He started working in a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. In the end hi  became partner in the the company, and owns most of the assets of the company. Ht is so rich that HI gave HIS  best friend, brand new- jet for his  birthday. 

The third man said,  Well that's great! My son is studying at the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. And he gave  very beautiful and expensive house  to his best friend for his birthday: a villa  of 30,000 square meters. 

Three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the toilet and asked,  "What congratulate each other? 

One of the three said,  We talked about the pride that we feel because of the success of our children. And your son?

The fourth man said,  My son is gay and earns as a stripper dancing at a nightclub. The three friends said:  "What a shame ... What a disappointment! The fourth man replied:  No,Im not ashamed. He is my son and I love him. And is not that bad pass in life. For his birthday who was  two weeks ago hi  got a lovely mansion of 30,000 square meters, the new-   jet and a top Mercedes from his three boyfriends.