Lets laugh

 

     

Birthday 

Police officer enters in  church and begins to blow the candles. The priest goes to him and asks:
- Why did you blow the candles?
- What do you mean why? Today is my birthday!

             Coffe time

Blonde  goes for coffee. She orders normall coffee, and the waitress brings her coffee
Blonde asks the waitress woman:
- Sorry but this coffee smells like a penis ...
Waitress takes the coffee to  the bartender.
- The blond woman said that her coffee smells like a penis ...
The bartendersmels the coffee and said:- Tell her to drink with the other hand ...