Joke for The Day

Men and his retirement...

Man has turned true years for retirement, so he went in to ask for social pension. When their turn came and told the clerk

to ...

... Why the counter has come and she requested a document that will confirm how many years has.

Hi check in his pockets and did not see any documents and tells the lady that hi forgot his wallet at home and he would go to take them. Since was the end of the working time, the clerk told him there was no time to wait, so she told him to take off his shirt.

So hi takes off his shirt, and when the clerk saw the white hair on his chest immediately approved pension.

The old man glad hi came home and hi told his wife how he got his pension, and the woman told him:

Off , if you take off your underwear maybe she wold give you a disability pension, says his wife.

Exam test

Myjo and Haso are going on exam on college.

First enters Muyo and professor asks him a question.

For example, you travel by train Muyo and its very warm in the van, what will you do?

so I will open the window.

well ok.The window has an area of 1.5 m2 van has a capacity 12m3, the train rushes 80mk / h in the west wind blows southern 5m / s.

For how much time will be fresh air in the coupe?

Myjo course he did not know and hi fell on the exam.

Out of the office waits Haso and hi told him what happened and said to him, Haso no matter what hi will ask you you don't open the window.

Haso then enters and the professor again repeat the same question,

Haso said the professor for example you travel by train and is very warm in coupe.What will you do?

I Take off my jacket.

Its very warm "said Professor

I take off my sweater and shirt

But it is terribly hot???

I take off my pants and socks said Haso.

Then annoyed professor begins to rage.

And what do you think if across from you is sitting big guy and he gets hard until you take off your clothes?

Professor as I'm concerned the whole coupe can f... me but I wont open the window...