Fashion Trends-Spring Summer/2011

Marc Jacobs recommendations
The Glossy 70'Costumes with a sexy deep neckline, delicate blouses combined with a long skirt,and thick leather belts in the beautiful colors of gold, rose, cinnamon and copper.
Hair the much bigger that's better .Don't be shy.

CHANEL recommends
Smokey eyes look and lips gently prominent.The trend is black, white and metallic silver color in combination  with  bindings and large floral prints.The hair is in tail and in the middle there is parting and its drawn thin line.

D&G Sensual and Very Sexy Look
 The  hair is playful and free or gently put in tail.
 Sicilian Sensuality in white, inspired by elegance and white lace, which is typical of southern Italy.
 
Gucci recommends
Bold lips look
extreme parting in the hair a side, hair-dress or smooth hair.
harem pants and short dresses and skirts in purple,turquoise and green color.
 
FENDI
The Burning Summer of Passion Look
The hair is light,long,right and free released with patch on side.
Sophisticated look from  70Swith dresses in white color ,combinations of skirts in A line pants and shirts in dark blue and emerald green color.

MOSCHINO Sex&City 2 terracotta look
The hair is messy caught in tail and around the had there is
turban fatty in different colours with spots.
Geometry with circles and lines and unusually combinations with colors and designs.

PRADA 20s and 30s Look
Extreme parting in hair on the left side and waves like in 20s and 30s from last century.
fun, daring, brave and bright combination between minimalistic and Baroque appearance.Lines, neon colors, silhouettes inspired by Flamenco,breezy dresses and banana motifs.And simple but elegant bags.
 
SHISEIDO
Amazing Look
Short hair this season is hit.casual hairstyle that is easy to handle.It gives elegant and sophisticated look.
Short dress in black color which is symbol of elegance.Ideal for every woman and any occasion.made with combined with satin.looks irresistibly and attractive.
 
TOM FORD
The hair varies from plat-in long hair that falls freely to the elegant hair-dress.
Dresses which follow the body and highlight femininity.Trends are brown,black color and tiger prints in different colors.

Lets laugh 4

                                                                     AIR CONDITIONER    

Muyo and  Haso went to sea, Mujo took the door of his car and Haso his cookies .Muyo asked  Haso -Haso what will youdo with your sweets?                         So I  can eat them  and what will you do with that door from your car ? So when it will be hot I can  open the window.

 GENTLE BOSNIAN

In the restaurant sitting at the table, a German, Italian and Bosnian, and their wives.  The  German said to his  wife,  "give me sugar, sugar. "

Italian says :  "give me honey, honey. "

Bosnian said to  his wife :  "give me milk, cow "

Lets laugh 3

                                                                      License!!! 

                        Policeman:

  What do you drive it can not be called a car!

  Gypsy driver responds:

  Well, I told you, thats why  I dont have a driver's license!

 

                                    Scale        

The Englishman boasted the  hi bought to his wife  a Porsche for a birthday that goes from 0 to 100 for 7 seconds.

Frenchman said: -  And I bought mywife a  Ferrari that goes for 5 seconds from 0 to 100, "

Bosnian listened and said: - I bought her a gift and  for a 1 second goes from 0 to 100, "

 Oh, impossible, you  talk nonsense,such think   doesnt exist. And what did you buy? 

 Scale- said the Bosnian.

 

                                                                                                                           4 Friensd and their sons

              Four friends, who have not seen each other for 30 years ago, they met again at a party.  After a few drinks, one of the men had to go to the toilet.  Those who remained talked about their children.

The first man said,  My son is my pride and joy. He started working in a successful company at the bottom of the ladder. He studied economics and business administration and soon began to advance in the corporation, and is now president of the company. He is  so  rich so hi gave as a present to his  best friend, a top Mercedes for his birthday. 

Another man said, "Hey, that's terrific! And my son is my pride and joy. He started working in a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. In the end hi  became partner in the the company, and owns most of the assets of the company. Ht is so rich that HI gave HIS  best friend, brand new- jet for his  birthday. 

The third man said,  Well that's great! My son is studying at the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. And he gave  very beautiful and expensive house  to his best friend for his birthday: a villa  of 30,000 square meters. 

Three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the toilet and asked,  "What congratulate each other? 

One of the three said,  We talked about the pride that we feel because of the success of our children. And your son?

The fourth man said,  My son is gay and earns as a stripper dancing at a nightclub. The three friends said:  "What a shame ... What a disappointment! The fourth man replied:  No,Im not ashamed. He is my son and I love him. And is not that bad pass in life. For his birthday who was  two weeks ago hi  got a lovely mansion of 30,000 square meters, the new-   jet and a top Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

Lets laugh 2

                                 

 Fart competition

Grandparents starts compiting in farting ,  first grandpa farts and extinguished the fire, Granma farts  and blow fireplace then   grandfather said, oh it is easy when you shoot from  double-barreled. 

  

                               Cops  JOKE

Two cops and police dog  are going  on patrol.  One of the cops  always 

bends down and looks at the  dogs  ass.

- What are you always looking behind the dog ? asks the other.

-Well, one kid goes behind us and  said: ".. see a dog with two assholles, 

and I see only one.

Lets laugh 1

  

  Exam test 

Myjo and  Haso are going on  exam on college.

First enters Muyo and  professor asks him a question.

For example, you travel by train Muyo and its very  warm in the van, what will you do?

so I will open the window.

well ok.The window  has an area of 1.5 m2 van has a capacity 12m3, the train rushes 80mk / h in the west wind blows southern 5m / s.

For how much time will be fresh air in the  coupe?

Myjo course he did not know and hi fell on the exam.

Out of the office waits Haso  and hi told him  what happened and said to him, Haso no matter what hi will ask you you dont open the window.

Haso  then enters and the  professor again repeat the same question,

Haso said the profesor for  example you  travel by train and is very warm in coupe.What will you do?

I Take off my jacket.

Its very warm "said Professor

I take off my sweater and shirt

But it is terribly hot???

I take off my  pants and socks said Haso.

Then annoyed professor begins to rage.

And what do you think if   across from you is sitting  big guy and he gets hard    until you take off your clothes?

Profesor   as I'm concerned the whole coupe can f... me but I wont open the window...