Birthday
Police officer enters in church and begins to blow the candles. The priest goes to him and asks:
- Why did you blow the candles?
- What do you mean why? Today is my birthday!
Coffe time
Blonde goes for coffee. She orders normall coffee, and the waitress brings her coffee
Blonde asks the waitress woman:
- Sorry but this coffee smells like a penis ...
Waitress takes the coffee to the bartender.
- The blond woman said that her coffee smells like a penis ...
The bartendersmels the coffee and said:- Tell her to drink with the other hand ...
Believe it or not the Americans scientist suggested that this recipe eating frayed food and donuts are good for the heart.It helps strenghten the heart and myocardial recovery after heart attack.According to them the main meal should be fried meet,sausages,bacon,potatoes and eggs and for desert donuts with a lot of filling so by them this is a therapy for straighten the heart muscle and help to keep his function as well to reduce the damage after myocardial attack.Still they are warning this kind of food it shouldn't get an habit ,so this is like one short term therapy .This short term therapy is good for the heart only if it is used in 6 weeks.Still its not clear why fast,fatty food is for is helping the heart but scientist's say that this kind of food is giving the heart much more energy which is strenghten the all body.They believe that the results of this research will help to accelerate the healing process to people who had heart attack.Internationally Medical Association explains that is necessary to conduct much more research before fatty food begins to be used like therapy for patients with cardio problems.But still there is dilemma is it really this research good for heart diseases or not ??? Still I would wait to see the final results or at least more information about this.
How to make Natural Mask
You dont have to go to beauty salons to have beautiful skin. Everything you need to do is peek in your kitchen and grandma's recipes for beauty. If you do not have grandma's recipes, I will be happy to share it. Try and make sure you act!
For oily skin prone to acne - Mask of banana
1 ripe banana
1 tablespoon honey
1 orange or lemon
Mix the banana and honey, squeeze a few drops of lemon or orange. Apply the mask on your face and leave 15 min. Rinse with warm water and apply cream.
For dry skin - Mask of avocado
half avocado
The fourth cup honey
ingredients mix and apply them to your face. This mask is excellent for hydrating dry and wrinkled skin. Always use a ripe avocado.
For mature skin - Mask of sugar
Sugar is preferable to clean the pores, because it breaks the skin as the salt. When you gather husks of old skin it is important to remove, that you clean the pores and make your skin look more beautiful.
For this mask you need:
2 tablespoons tablespoons sugar
3 tablespoons tablespoons water
Mix sugar with water to melt it. Apply the mask on your face and massage in circular. Rinse with warm water, or take a damp towel and warm up a bit it in the microwave and wipe his face.
For sensitive skin - Mask of oatmeal
This mask is ideal for sensitive, sun-burnt skin, or irritated in some other way. The mask can be adapted for oily and dry skin: Oily skin just add to the mixture a few drops of lemon juice, a dry, add a couple tablespoons of honey.
You will need:
1 cup yogurt
half cup oatmeal
Mix ingredients and apply the mask on your face, hold it for 10-15 minutes. Rinse face with lukewarm water or a hot towel again . Just make sure it is not fermented.
Juice of melon Mix with plain wheat flour, honey and a little spoon of olive oil. You can add a spoonful of sour cream and mix all ingredients well until mixture that is easy maze. Then apply to all areas on which you worked peeling. After 20-minutes rinse the mask of the first warm and cold water.
For older and dry skin
-Yolk let you be the basis for this nourishing mask. make a thick cream with olive oil. Especially make porridge from the melon and flour, and Mix with egg yolk so that the mass is not too thick, but fine. Rub all parts - face, neck and chest, and it would be desirable and hands. Keep up to 40-minutes, and rinse with lukewarm, and cold water.
This mask is a good place once or twice a week, even if you visit beauticians.
For oily skin
Lemon juice, watermelon and cucumber Mix together with flour and spoon of honey. Rub the skin and hold about half an hour. Rinse the mask with warm and cold water.
To face with blackheads
Juice of ripe tomatoes apply in several layers, but wait until each coat dries. The rest of the whip in tomato porridge, bran. Apply this mixture on your face, but painted juice, and hold a little longer. When dry rub your face as you do when you peel, then rinse.
Want clear skin without acne? try this natural homemade masks...
Acne is a problem that causes inconvenience not only to teenagers, but often the adults. Anyone faced with this problem knows that there is a "cure" that will magically clear skin once and for all.To get the maximum effect, it is necessary to combine different treatments.
The only problem with them is they do not act the same way in all people, so you need to experiment a little.
Just for those who wish to do so, given below are some of the most popular home face masks for skin prone to acne.
SALT WATER
Salt naturally cleans the skin. It not only purifies the pores, but also dries already emerging acne. Swimming in salty sea water is an excellent treatment for acne, but since we can not afford during the year, we are at sea, it is good to use the power of salt at home.
- 5 small spoons of salt (sea or cooking)
- water
The salt add one after a few teaspoons of water. Constantly stir and gradually add water until you get a thick mixture (paste). Leave the mixture to stand for 10 minutes, then apply it on face and allow it to act 20 minutes. Wash your face with warm water.
HONEY AND YOGURT
Combining honey and yogurt mixture will get you wet your skin, clean
excellent natural antiperspirant.
Baking soda excellent but natural antiperspirant
If you forgot to buy deodorant or stick, Do not worry, there is a replacement for them.Take 1 teaspoon of baking soda and separated on two half's.Put half a teaspoon in one hand and put 2-3 drops of water and then put it under your armpits,and there is your deodorant for all day, with baking soda you do not have to worry to get unpleasant smell during whole day. Baking soda you can put in your shoes too, but dry.
