Top Cool Tricks and Tips for Beauty Skin, Hair, Makeup

-Even complexion
Liquid Foundation will easily inflict if you use wet sponge. It will inflict the powder all over the face.
-The power of milk
To make your hair more lovelier, use milk instead of balm. Leave to rest for 15 minutes on the hair, then rinse.
-Wonderful mix
If your liquid foundation is slightly darker than you want, mix it with a few drops of tonic for face. Powder will be sloppy,but your skin will absorb it an excellent.
-Eyeliner
If before using eyeliner on the eyelids you put little loose powder, its color will be more consistent.
-WASH IT FAST
To refresh look of your hair, sprinkle it with water pump, and then apply a foam for hair. After that the hair will look like it was freshly washed.
-Conceal the redness
Extreme redness of the face will easily cover with green concealer, because the green color completely neutralize the red one.

-Eyes without dark circles
Non-alcoholic skin tonic is ideal as a lining for the landscape around the eyes. Two pieces of cotton,filled with toner, and left to stand for 15 minutes in the fridge, and then 5 minutes put it on your eyes. This will refresh your face incredible!
-Clean thing
If liquid foundation you put with fingers on the face, then you should know that before that, you should wash the hands. Otherwise, you will inflict on the face many bacteria and dirt.
-Highlighting the Eye
Crayola bright blue and pink color on the rims will make small eyes look bigger and be more pronounced.
-Hair full of shine
Your hair will get full shine if you previously spray your brush with "epithelial" glossy spray.
-The less the better
Wearing lipstick can look pretty sexy. But when combined with brightly made-up eyes will achieve the opposite effect entirely. So be moderate!
-More volume
Models from the commercials so much praise Anti-Dandruff Shampoo and say he is ideal to achieve greater volume. And just for you to know, this shampoo is really the most effective.
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Relaxed" curles will again be nice if each curl you spray with hair spray and then take every curl around your finger. Hair afterwards should not be combed.
-Healthy hair
Hair should be rinsed with slightly cooler water, although sometimes is not exactly most pleasant feeling. Cold water will contribute to your hair look shinier and eliminated dandruff problem.
-lush hair
You have a row and weak hair? No problem! On tiptoe put a little hairspray and then putit on the root hair. That will improve its durability and volume.

Joke Day

Joke for The Day

GENTLE BOSNIAN

In the restaurant sitting at the table, a German, Italian and Bosnian, and their wives.
The German said to his wife, "give me sugar, sugar. "
Italian says : "give me honey, honey. "
Bosnian said to his wife : "give me milk, cow "
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MEN AND HIS RETIRIMENT

Man has turned true years for retirement, so he went in to ask for social pension. When their turn came and told the clerk

to ...
... Why the counter has come and she requested a document that will confirm how many years has.

Hi check in his pockets and did not see any documents and tells the lady that hi forgot his wallet at home and he would go to take them. Since was the end of the working time, the clerk told him there was no time to wait, so she told him to take off his shirt.

So hi takes off his shirt, and when the clerk saw the white hair on his chest immediately approved pension.

The old man glad hi came home and hi told his wife how he got his pension, and the woman told him:

Off , if you take off your underwear maybe she wold give you a disability pension, says his wife.
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EXAM TEST

Myjo and Haso are going on exam on college.

First enters Muyo and professor asks him a question.

For example, you travel by train Muyo and its very warm in the van, what will you do?

so I will open the window.

well ok.The window has an area of 1.5 m2 van has a capacity 12m3, the train rushes 80mk / h in the west wind blows southern 5m / s.

For how much time will be fresh air in the coupe?

Myjo course he did not know and hi fell on the exam.

Out of the office waits Haso and hi told him what happened and said to him, Haso no matter what hi will ask you you don't open the window.

Haso then enters and the professor again repeat the same question,

Haso said the professor for example you travel by train and is very warm in coupe.What will you do?

I Take off my jacket.

Its very warm "said Professor

I take off my sweater and shirt

But it is terribly hot???

I take off my pants and socks said Haso.

Then annoyed professor begins to rage.

And what do you think if across from you is sitting big guy and he gets hard until you take off your clothes?

Professor as I'm concerned the whole coupe can f... me but I wont open the window...
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FUNNY STORY

One day I met a wonderful gentleman and fell in love. When it became clear that we are serious , I have decided to stop eating beans.A few months later, on my birthday, my car broke down while I was returning home from work. Since I lived in the village, I called MY husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.Going so by the time I came across a small public house from which the smell of beans and I just could not resist. Since I had to walk more miles and miles, thought I was going to be through the release of all side effects until I come home. I entered the tavern and the hour of work I time or two "three servings of beans. When I continued to walk, I tried to rid myself of all the gas.When I arrived, my husband was happy to see me and said cheerfully: - "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner! " Then I was blindfolded and led me to the chair at the table for dining.I sat, and just when he wanted to take off cover, the phone rang. Forced me to promise him that I would not touch the cover until he returned, and went to report. Beans that I ate it still worked and the pressure became unbearable, so I took the opportunity while my husband does not return, abruptly to one side and lets ' one. Not only was it loud, but it is stinking as when the truck with fertilizer, passing by the mill, run over by a skunk. I took the napkin with wings and vigorously blew the stench.Then I stressed to the other side and broke three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. I was hearing my husband that hi was still talking on the phone in the next room, I continued like this to lower the next few minutes.Pleasure was indescribable. When the greeting on the phone marked the end of my freedom, I made a few quick circular motion napkin to blow everything back a napkin on my lap and with a sense of satisfaction and relief, I put MY hands on MY lap.My face is surely the most innocent possible expression betrayed when my husband came back and apologized that are so long. He asked me if I was sticking out and I assured him that I did.At this point, we took off the blindfold, and twelve guests who were sitting at a table in a voice cried out:- "Happy Birthday!"I fell unconscious!
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BIRTHDAY

Police officer enters in church and begins to blow the candles. The priest goes to him and asks:
- Why did you blow the candles?
- What do you mean why? Today is my birthday!
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FART COMPETITION

Grandparents starts compiting in farting , first grandpa farts and extinguished the fire, Granma farts and blow fireplace then grandfather said, oh it is easy when you shoot from double-barreled.
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COPS JOKE

Two cops and police dog are going on patrol. One of the cops always

bends down and looks at the dogs ass.

- What are you always looking behind the dog ? asks the other.

-Well, one kid goes behind us and said: ".. see a dog with two assholles,

and I see only one.
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DRIVING LICENCE
Policeman:

What do you drive it can not be called a car!

Gypsy driver responds:

Well, I told you, thats why I dont have a driver's license!
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SCALE

The Englishman boasted the hi bought to his wife a Porsche for a birthday that goes from 0 to 100 for 7 seconds.

Frenchman said: - And I bought mywife a Ferrari that goes for 5 seconds from 0 to 100, "

Bosnian listened and said: - I bought her a gift and for a 1 second goes from 0 to 100, "

Oh, impossible, you talk nonsense,such think doesnt exist. And what did you buy?

Scale- said the Bosnian.
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FRIENDS AND THEIR SONS

Four friends, who have not seen each other for 30 years ago, they met again at a party. After a few drinks, one of the men had to go to the toilet. Those who remained talked about their children.

The first man said, My son is my pride and joy. He started working in a successful company at the bottom of the ladder. He studied economics and business administration and soon began to advance in the corporation, and is now president of the company. He is so rich so hi gave as a present to his best friend, a top Mercedes for his birthday.

Another man said, "Hey, that's terrific! And my son is my pride and joy. He started working in a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. In the end hi became partner in the the company, and owns most of the assets of the company. Ht is so rich that HI gave HIS best friend, brand new- jet for his birthday.

The third man said, Well that's great! My son is studying at the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. And he gave very beautiful and expensive house to his best friend for his birthday: a villa of 30,000 square meters.

Three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the toilet and asked, "What congratulate each other?

One of the three said, We talked about the pride that we feel because of the success of our children. And your son?

The fourth man said, My son is gay and earns as a stripper dancing at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a shame ... What a disappointment! The fourth man replied: No,Im not ashamed. He is my son and I love him. And is not that bad pass in life. For his birthday who was two weeks ago hi got a lovely mansion of 30,000 square meters, the new- jet and a top Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
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AIR CONDITIONER

Mujo and Haso went to sea, Mujo took the door of his car and Haso his cookies .
Mujoasked Haso -Haso what will youdo with your sweets?
So I can eat them and what will you do with that door from your car ?
-So when it will be hot I can open the window.

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Hawthorn and blood pressure control

Hawthorn is hard and tough wood with medium size.

Sometimes, it can be gnarly. Hawthorn flowers have a strong odor and smell of honey. The fruits are red and are harvested in late summer when fully mature.Hawthorn plant very often grows in thickets and along fences and hedges.

Medicinal plant parts:

The flowers, leaves and fruits without stalks.

Flowers and leaves should be picked in the spring. The flowers are harvested only from the tree which is in full bloom initial. Dry them in a thin layer at the same time make sure that does not change color.The leaves are harvested after flowering plants.The fruits are picked after ripening. Drought is the first in the shade, it dies, and then to dry on warm stove.

Healing effects of hawthorn:

It is believed that the Hawthorn is one of the most valuable and most effective herbs for the heart. Hawthorn strengthens and regulates heartbeat. In addition, Hawthorn have always been used as a natural remedy for blood pressure control, because not only can reduce high blood pressure, but raise low in cases of a weakened heart muscle. It is good in the treatment of damaged heart muscle in old age, heart muscle inflammation, a beneficial effect in the treatment of calcification of blood vessels and is a good natural cure for angina pectoris. In other words, any beneficial effect against heart disease. Hawthorn also has a positive effect on calming the nervous system.

Why English Drink Tea?

Coffee or tea

f we should believe the German industrial union "Agrar" England is a country where tea is the number one only since the mid-19th century.Before that the English were fans and consumers of coffee. Responsible for the disappearance of the former culture of coffee was poor so-called "infectious fungus".The then British colony of Ceylon - Sri Lanka today - was one of the most important producer of coffee until the 1868th.year till one fungus appeared that attacked the plant and destroyed all the leaves - "Hemileia vastatrix".Within 25 years it marked the end of the coffee production area of ​​160,000 hectares.The farmers didn't no what to do but use the destroyed plantations for the cultivation of tea.So the Englishmen they adapt themselves and became enthusiastic consumers of tea.Although today we think that the British are the biggest fans of teas,but they consumed more coffee then tea.

Mokka Coffee- And Its Names

Mocha - the biggest misunderstandings of the world of coffee.Not one word I guess its not so well known,at the same time confusing as Mocha coffee.It already shows in several different ways of writing: Mocha, Moka, Mocca or Mocha.Mokka is at the same time the name of one city, one variety, method of preparation of coffee, a blend, taste, one grain and one drink.
-Mokka city
The word originates from the town of Mocha and Mocha in the southwestern port of Yemen, which is probably derived from the ancient town of Muse.Today, this once lively city remained without affecting the coffee market. Al-Mucha, or al-Muha, that is called a population of 15,000 was long the most important export port of Yemen coffee, then called just after the city
For a long time the entire world production of coffee, which grew wild in Ethiopia and later on the first plantations in Yemen, exported coffee from Mocha.The failure of Mokka begins with British occupation in 1820th year.
-Mokka - varieties
Throughout Ethiopian is growing Mocha coffee,therefore often is called coffee from Ethiopia, "Ethiopian Mocha"However, most botanists are still arguing whether it is as a
-Mokka - varieties
Throughout Ethiopian is growing Mocha coffee,therefore often is called coffee from Ethiopia, "Ethiopian Mocha"However, most botanists are still arguing whether it is as a kind of Mokka (Coffea Mokka) or varieties (Coffea arabica var. Mokka from Tipica Lines.Much of experts chooses the second option, although apparently there are plenty of signs that Mokka perceive as a species.The largest region in which they grow Lima, Sidamo, Gimba, Yirgacheffe, and Harrar Bonga.
-Mokka - Turkish coffee
Mokka in the world involves the preparation of coffee we know the term Turkish Coffee (TurkishMokka).As it goes we all know. Or?But to yet just to mention, although each region has its own techniques, it is believed that the traditional coffee as experts call it uses very finely ground coffee and cold water.Measure water and place the coffee on the surface.Water warms, the coffee passes through the water until it warms, and thus we get the extraction.When the foam rises to the surface, the coffee is ready.
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Mokka in the world involves the preparation of coffee we know the term Turkish Coffee (TurkishMokka).As it goes we all know. Or?But to yet just to mention, although each region has its own techniques, it is believed that the traditional coffee as experts call it uses very finely ground coffee and cold water.Measure water and place the coffee on the surface.Water warms, the coffee passes through the water until it warms, and thus we get the extraction.When the foam rises to the surface, the coffee is ready.
-Mokka - Legend Design


-Mokka - peaberries
Often a large proportion of Ethiopian Mocha berry found only one grain, the so-calledpeaberries.Brazilians because of this type of grain called Moca.In other countries, the rounded grains are called peaberries (PB) or Caracola.In Brazil, unwanted grainor to small Moca is sold at a lower price because they do not consider quality, while in other parts of the world peaberries are very appreciated.
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Often a large proportion of Ethiopian Mocha berry found only one grain, the so-calledpeaberries.Brazilians because of this type of grain called Moca.In other countries, the rounded grains are called peaberries (PB) or Caracola.In Brazil, unwanted grainor to small Moca is sold at a lower price because they do not consider quality, while in other parts of the world peaberries are very appreciated.
-Mocha - Drink
Caffe Mocha Cappuccino is a derivative which adds a little chocolate. Some call it Mocchacino or a mocha.All these drinks in common is that the name derives from the city of Mocha, which for centuries has been known for its coffee-flavored chocolate - mokka.
Caffe Mocha Cappuccino is a derivative which adds a little chocolate. Some call it Mocchacino or a mocha.All these drinks in common is that the name derives from the city of Mocha, which for centuries has been known for its coffee-flavored chocolate - mokka.